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Bits girls jokes – whatsapp jokes

Solid insult In a disco boy-would u like 2 dance wid me? ???? girl (nakhre se) – main bacche ke saath nhi nachti….. . boy-oh sorry i didn’t know u r pregnant…

Santa banta jokes

संता के हाथ में नया फोन देखकर बंता बोला:- “नया फोन कब ख़रीदा?” संता:-” नया नहीं, गर्लफ्रेंड का है।” बंता:-”गर्लफ्रेंड का फोन क्यों ले आया?” संता:-” रोज कहती थी, मेरा फोन नहीं उठाते! आज मौका मिला, उठा लाया. Joke ka baap….. Ek Baar Santa Ne Socha, Bhagwan Ki Toh Sab Puja Karte Hain, Kyu Na […]

Husband wife jokes – whatsapp jokes

A guy wrote on his facebook status… “wife chahiye ” 2 girls liked it and 140 men commented “meri le jaa” Guy wrote back “kameenon maang nahin raha… poochh raha hoon”

Husband wife jokes – whatsapp jokes

This is ultimate…. A cop stops a drunk sardar and says ‘how high are you?’ Sardar replies: That is wrong english. You should say ‘Hi how are you? Wife – suno na…. Husband – Listen, i am very tensed, office me bahut problems chal rahe hai, kal loan bharne ka bhi last day hai…. isi […]

Height of confidence – whatsapp jokes

Height of Confidence : . Son : school nai jaunga ! . Mom – kyu ? . Son : job karunga. . Mom – class 1 pad ke kya job karega nalayak !! . Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga . Always be confident

Funny adult jokes – whatsapp jokes

Customer – My wife needs a pair of Jeans…but I dont remember her waist size. Sales girl – touch my waist n try to calculate… Customer – Oh I forgot – she needs Bra also……

Latest husband wife jokes – whatsapp jokes

New jokes in market Husband: I found Aladin’s lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t apply on zero. Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne […]

Indian baba and public – whatsapp jokes

एक बाबा किसी महफ़िल में गए । वहाँ सब उनका मजाक़ उड़ाने लगे । बाबा ने कहा- देखो हम फ़क़ीर लोग हैं हमारा मजाक़ ना उडाएं । लोग खूब हँसे । अचानक उन सब लोगों को दिखना बंद हो गया । वो अंधे हो गए । वो सब बाबा के क़दमो में गिर गए, बोले […]

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