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Childhood friendship – whatsapp jokes

दो बचपन के दोस्त बहुत सालों बाद मिले…. पहला दोस्त -: “कितने बच्चे हैं…??” दूसरा दोस्त -: “मेरे 4 लड़के हैं..!!” . पहला दोस्त -: “क्या करते हैं…??” दूसरा दोस्त -: “पहला MBA.. दूसरा MCA.. तीसरा M.TECH.. और चौथा चोर है..” पहला दोस्त -: “तो फिर चोर को घर से निकालते क्यों नही….?” दूसरा दोस्त […]

2 funny jokes – whatsapp jokes

Pathan ke 3 bachche hue…. Naam rakha… 1) Hasrat Khan 2) Harkat Khan 3) Barkat Khan Phir 3 bachche hue Naam rakha… 1) Dariya Khan 2) Samandar Khan 3) Sailaab Khan Phir 3 bachche hue Naam rakha… 1) Himmat Khan 2) Housla Khan 3) Bardasht Khan Phir 3 bachche hue… . . .. Is baar […]

Boys boys – whatsapp jokes

I called one of my friend three times today but hi didn’t pick d call. I sent him the following msg: ‘Bhai shaam ko daaru pila raha hu, free h kya..??’ Now; he has called me eighteen times and i am not picking the phone…!!!

IT industry work pressure – whatsapp jokes

WORK PRESSURE… Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. Once I was on call with my […]

Dr jokes – whatsapp jokes

Doctor to female patient :- U r looking so weak & exhausted… R u taking 3 meals a day as I had advised u ? Female patient :- “Uski maa ka.“.. Your compounder typed 3 Males a day.!

Funny facebook status – whatsapp jokes

A Girl’s facebook status: “Today I travelled in Bus after long time.” Comments On Facebook by Male friends with 70 likes: 1. Awww, so sweet..!!! 2. Maybe nextime will go together sweetie…!!! 3. Wow, I want to experience it..!!! 4. You went without me..? 5. Wonderful dear..!!! 6. Superlike.. 7. Be safe in bus ha…!!!! […]

Husband wife – whatsapp jokes

Shaadi-shuda Aurto ka seminar chal raha tha. . . Unse puchha gaya, Aapne apne Husband ko ‘I Love You’ last kab bola hai? . . Kisi ne kaha aaj, . kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle . Aur . Kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle. . . Fir unse kaha gaya k sab Patniya apne […]

Why did British left India – whatsapp jokes

एक बार एक पजामा पहने हुए इंडियन से एक अंग्रेज ने पूछा: “आप का यह देशी पैंट (पजामा) कितने दिन चल जाता है? इंडियन ने जवाब दिया: “कुछ ख़ास नहीं, मैं इसे एक साल पहनता हूं। उसके बाद श्रीमति जी इसको काटकर राजू के साइज़ का बना देती है। फिर राजू इसे एक साल पहनता […]

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