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Alia Bhatt special – whatsapp jokes

Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend ? Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha? Mahesh bhatt: jaa meri ma, tu shooting pe jaa!!! Died Laughing…. 100 metre ki race ho rahi thi… Referee said ’1,2,3 GO!’… Everybody started running except Alia bhatt. Referee – y r […]

Retirement age if tooth brush – whatsapp jokes

One Dr question Tooth brush kitney arsey bad Retired kiya jata hy? Chinese: 1 week British: 1 month USA: 3 Months INDIA: INDIA mein tooth brush kabi b retired nahi hota. Dr.wo kaise? India mein tooth brush sab se pehle dant saf karne k kam ata hai.. Phir hair color karne k Kam ata hai.. […]

mars mission political reaction – whatsapp Mars jokes

Reaction after india’s succesful mars mission:- Alia bhatt = Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi.. Rahul gandhi = Mein mars se chunav ladunga… Priyanka Gandhi = We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah.. Anil ambani = my ipl team cricketers will be from MARS. i will name […]

Great lines by K V Cherian – whatsapp jokes

Great lines by K V Cherian: “Change cannot be given to you every time. You must bring the change.” Who’s K V Cherian? A bus conductor. Now read it again!! O&M Engineer was smoking.. Girl: Didn’t u see the warning ? “Smoking is injurious to health”. O&M Engineer: We bother only about Major ‘Alarms’ & […]

God’s question – whatsapp jokes

Sam was asked by GOD : “What would you choose – Parkinsons disease (haath kaapna) or Alzimers(yaadaast khona) ?” Sam chose Parkinsons & said : “Its better to spill half glass of whisky..than to forget where the bottles are kept!

साफ सुथरा India – whatsapp jokes

क्या आपको पता हैं की भारत अ रहेगा… Kyun ki अब पूरी, “निरमा वाशिंग पाउडर” की टीम “संसद” में मौजूद ….? हेमा, रेखा, जया, और सुषमा… सबकी पसंद निरमा “निरमा वाशिंग पाउडर”

Alia Bhatt – whatsapp jokes

Alia bhatt writing medical entrance exam… gives definitions as follows : *Antibody : Against everybody *Artery : Study of fine paintings *Genes : Blue denims *Labour pain : Hurt at work *Liposuction : French kiss *Microbes : Small dressing gowns *Cardiology : Advanced study of playing cards *Cat scan : Searching lost cat *Coma : […]

Husband wife jokes – whatsapp jokes

A man got a call from unknown number.. Girl:”Hi, r u single.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who r u.. ?? Ans:”Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.. Another call from unknown number.. Girl:”R u married.. ?? Man:”Yes, but who R u.. ?? Girl:”Your girlfriend, U cheat.. Man:”Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.. Ans:”Wife hi […]

Childhood friendship – whatsapp jokes

दो बचपन के दोस्त बहुत सालों बाद मिले…. पहला दोस्त -: “कितने बच्चे हैं…??” दूसरा दोस्त -: “मेरे 4 लड़के हैं..!!” . पहला दोस्त -: “क्या करते हैं…??” दूसरा दोस्त -: “पहला MBA.. दूसरा MCA.. तीसरा M.TECH.. और चौथा चोर है..” पहला दोस्त -: “तो फिर चोर को घर से निकालते क्यों नही….?” दूसरा दोस्त […]

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