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Ishant sharma – adult cricket jokes

Adult jokes 1

Ishant sharma : Mujhe kaun bola target 360 hai..
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Virat Kohli : Abe chutye wo last match me tha!

Whatsapp chat group of indian cricket team……
Ishant sharma (after the match texting on d group): hey guys wassup ??
Dhoni : dimaag ki maa mat chod maderchod…pehle hi teri vajah se meri innings ki ijjat ki chud gayi lavde sale chutiye……tere sab baal katke tere gand mein daal dunga bc ! Tu bus ab mujhe ake bol ki mujhe team mein lelo tere lavde ko stump banake stumping ki practice karunga bc…!
Ishant sharma : mein toh yeh bolne text kiya tha ki mein retire ho raha hu !
Kohli : jaa gand mara na fir lavde…! Kabhi dikh gaya na udhar hi gand mein bat ghusa dunga tere !
Bhuvaneshwar kumar : sirji…..apki maka bhosda !
Rohit sharma : ishant plz itna toh mein bhi nai hagta hu chutiye !
Siddhu joined d group..
Siddhu : ishant teri maki chut !
Siddhu left d group…
Ishant sharma : are meri baat toh suno koi…..mujhe maaf kardo mein retire hone ja raha hu ! Sirf next match khelne do i would rock it on !
Bhvaneshwar kumar : sirji firse……apki maka bhosda !
Ishant sharma left d group :-P

Himalaya ke har pahaad par babaji ki kutiya hai…. Ishant sharma ek number ka chutiya hai.

Adult joke 2

Ishant Sharma was the third most talked about Indian last night. The first two of course were his mother and sister.

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