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Adult Jokes 1

Bf texting to his Gf… Hey baby..what’s up.?
Gf- Nothing much just washing my BOOBS ?
Bf- What.! ?
Gf- Yeah. They have become very dirty. People are all over them most of the time ..
Bf- What the hell.. ?
Gf- Why..??? Ohhhh .. Sorry baby!!!! I meant BOOTS ?… Damn this touch screen na !!!!?

Funny Jokes

Ladkiya apne bf ka name phone
me kaise save karti
hai,
1. My luv
2. Sweetu
3. Darling
4. Swthrt
5. Honey baby
6. Jaanu
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Aur Husbands apni gf ka name aise
save karte hai,

1. Sonu halwai
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2. Rashid Plumber
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3. Bhola foji
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4. Sarpanch
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5. Hawaldar
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6. Bittu langda
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7. Pappu mistri
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8. Customer care
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9. Battery Low
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10. Kamina Padosi..
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11.kabadi wala.. :-P

adult jokes 3 – the one liner sunny leony joke

Bande k paas izzat honi chahiye..
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Paise to SUNNY LEONE k paas b hai.

Adult Jokes

Guy with 25 Inches Long Dick to God
I can’t Liv wit tis long Dick!
God: Go 2 that Lake,
U wil find a Female Frog. Ask har 2 Marry u.
she’ll say ‘No’ & U’ll Lose 5 Inches
He Went & Found da Frog:Wil u Marry me?
Frog: No!
He Lost 5 Inches!
He thought 20 Inches is stil Long.
So Again: Wil u Marry Me?
Frog: No
He Lost 5 Inches More.
He thot: 15 is Gr8,
But 10 is Ideal
So he askd Again:
Wil u Marry me ?
Frog:How many Times do I hv2 tel u?
NO! NO! NO!
khel khatam lag gaye lawade =))

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