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A newly married couple - Adult jokes

Wife:- Suno ab jab hum shaadi k bandhan mein bandh gaye hai to humein hamari sex lyf manage kar leni chahiye.

Husband:- Haan bolo meri jaan.

Wife:- tum jab office se aao aur mere baal bane huye dekho to iska matlab hai mein sex karne k mood mein nahi hoon. Agar mere baal halke bikhre huye aur halke bane huye hai to mein sex kar bhi sakti hu aur nahi bhi.Aur agar mere baal bigade huye hai to mein full on sex k mood mein hoon. Tharki pati ka dimaag kharab.

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Husband:- theek hai jaanu lekin meri bhi kuch sharte hai… Agar mein office se 1 peg pike aaya to mein sex k mood mein nahi hu….agar mein 2 peg pike aaya to mein sex kar bhi sakta hu aur nahi bhi…….lekin agar 3 peg pike aaya……… To bhen ki lodi maa chudane gaya tera hair style
chudayi to hoke rahegi..

 

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